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my top 10 celebrity crushes. just because.

10. JONAH HILL

Yeah, yeah, i know, shut up. I get so much shit for this but he's really funny.

9. JASON SEGEL

In the words of Marshall Ericson himself "I'M CUDDLY BITCH" and someones gotta show the muppet lovin' freak some love (speaking of freaks, how great was Freaks & Geeks, right?) but, seriously, seriously everyones so in love with Ted.






8. QUENTIN TARANTINO

One of the coolest dudes on the face of the planet! REALLY! Name a bad Tarantino movie? Yeah exactly, there isn't one.

7. JAMES FRANCO

I didn't start diggin' on him until seeing him on 30 Rock really. Well, I liked him on Freaks & Geeks. Point is he is getting weirder with age, which is effective in seperating him from the hoards of dull, uninteresting pretty boys (Just check out Dicknose in Paris). Also starring in a biopic of Allen Ginsberg.


6. JAY BARUCHEL

He's Canadian, he has a stutter, and sounds just like Christian Slater. He's also super funny.
















5. JASON SCHWARTZMAN

I love his acting SO MUCH! I'm a huge Wes Anderson fan and he's kinda become one of Wes' regular players. he was a perfectly dark outlandish villian in Scott Pilgrim, also I love Phantom Planet, and Coconut Records.

4. ANDY SAMBERG

"The chronic - what? cles of Narnia"

He's cute, he's funny, and dude can dress (seeing a pattern here?)

3. JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT

He can contort his face just as well as Jim Carrey (only when JGL does it, it's actually cute and funny) he can be serious actor, but "Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Fuck You Whore!" is better.

2. PHARELL WILLIAMS

No one in music right now is as fresh, fine or super smooth as Pharrell. He produces the sickest beats, he's super sartorial, and his french McDonalds video is pretty freakin' funny. I was really torn about who #1 would be but it's....

1. SETH MACFARLANE

He's the creator of Family Guy, he provides the voices of Peter, Stewie (which he based on Rex Harrison in 'My Fair Lady'), Brian the Dog (for which he uses his own deep baritone voice), and Quagmire. He's adorable, intellegent, an atheist, a democrat, and he has my three Ds of Comedy down in spades:

Dark, Dirty, and Deadpan. Cheers to him.